4th of July Fireworks Ass-ignment

Since you idiots keep wishing Me a Happy 4th of July (I’m not an American) I’ve found of the perfect way you can celebrate your beloved holiday!! I’m not going to give away the details as to what I want you to do… you have to buy this mail to find out. But here’s a hint, it will certainly put your ass on fire! **SUBMIT PICS!! The slave who impresses Me the most with completing this assignment will win a top secret PRIZE!!!**