Haha LOSER! You and I both know you couldn’t get laid even if you tried. But don’t worry, I have a solution for this little problem of yours. Today we are going to turn that pillow of yours into your new girlfriend!
You’re going to follow My humiliating pillow humping instructions while staring at 3 of the worship pics I have included in this PTV mail.
Ready… Set… Hump your pillow!